FAT CAMP

Starting NOVEMBER 16th, 2020  – It’s time to get into fighting shape for the long haul to inauguration. Join members of The LEFT Show, The World’s Greatest Comic Book Podcast, and A Little Clarity as we publicly shed the pounds to prove just how serious we are at spinning off to television internet video, all truth being told.

FIVE WAYS TO WIN!

One award for largest percentage of weight lost.
One award for the most sabotage performed by a single person.
One award for being the most sabotaged.
One for Most/Best Videos Uploaded (max one per week)
One award for being the most supportive / helpful

REGISTRATION IS OPEN

CLICK THIS TO REGISTER  –> https://bit.ly/3kvsbVB

 

We don’t want to be the only ones getting ourselves in irresistible shape – we want you to join us. It works like this: Starting on NOVEMBER 16th, 2020 FAT CAMP participants will compete against each other. That’s right, NO TEAMS – No teams! Solo efforts matter! One person, one vote, as it were.

It’s something to do with the math.

Fill out the form below to enter! The Winning Team, and the overall Winning Participant, will be factored by a mathematical formula based on percentage of overall weight lost. Competition begins NOVEMBER 16th, 2020 and goes until JANUARY 20th, 2021. Winners will be announced on The LEFT Show and The World’s Greatest Comic Book Podcast January 25 & January 26, respectively. So, get your ass in gear and get a head start getting registered – https://bit.ly/3kvsbVB

THE RULES (so far) OF FAT CAMP

      • 1st Rule: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, get them some sugar.
      • 2nd Rule: Only 1 human to a scale.
      • 3rd Rule: One pound at a time.
      • 4th Rule: Shirts are most definitely required.
      • 5th Rule: Weight loss will go on as long as it has to.
      • 6th Rule: Sabotage is encouraged and, if someone gets you, you have to eat it!*

AGAINST THE RULES: No bleeding, ex-laxing, sweat loss, bulimia, anorexia, amputations, meth/coke/heroin or other weight loss drugs, or any other dangerous rapid weight loss stupidity. No over-sensitivity – You are not a beautiful and unique super model. You are the same fat-ass as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same doughnut.

* – unless you are DEATHLY allergic. Then, you have to eat a thing with roughly the same caloric levels.